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Supermarket Bologna Lust
Lately my wife has developed this unusual habit when we go out to the supermarket.When she gets to the deli counter, there is this one particular man that works there. A rather brutish man. Large, substantial. Furry. Large brow and a very strong jaw line.
She goes up to him and asks to see a log of Deutchmacher bologna. The whole log.
Then she begins to lick the end of it as if she were performing fellatio on a horse. She actually manages to get the entire girth of the thing in her mouth. Ooooos and ahhhhs come from any onlookers present.
The gorilla behind the counter always becomes aroused and fondles my wife as she proceeds with her act. Oddly, the bologna log always shoots a wad. I haven't figured that one out yet.
I mean really....what do you think? Should I buy Deutchmacher bologna or Boar's Head bologna?
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bruno68ou1 (11004)
ure such a boar so blow a wad on a relative and buy boars head
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JanIAm (10668)
I think you should buy a book on remedial writing skills. The chapter on "Writing Humorous Articles" is where you want to start.
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ImRickJamesbitch (11398)
Sounds like your wife has been with Rick James ,bitch.
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