my erect penis angle

Sounds like you broke your poker.

Seriously, I'm sure some of the guys will be along any minute to respond to this one. Because I have no idea why you're experiencing this whatsoever.

Sounds like you broke your poker.

Seriously, I'm sure some of the guys will be along any minute to respond to this one. Because I have no idea why you're experiencing this whatsoever.

You are -- how old, Sgt. Morrison? My kids used to mock people like this when they were in grade school. What a sad little whack job you are.

You are -- how old, Sgt. Morrison? My kids used to mock people like this when they were in grade school. What a sad little whack job you are.

I think I can safely say you are quite normal. It isn't regular to have a 35% bend but it is not unusual either. Believe the cockspert. I have seen litterally 1000's of them. Some bend up, some down, some to the left and some to the right. Some, when erect stick straight out, some stick up at 45% some stick straight up. There is no ryme or reason. It is just the way it is and has no adverse effects on the owner no matter which way it tends to go. Even the length is of no consequence other than to the owners mental state. I had a friend/cousin who at 29 could muster no more than 2 inches when fully errect. He has fathered 3 sons quite well. So, now can we put to rest the "am I big enough, weird, odd, unusual, because my dick is ......" syndrom. There is way more to life than a mans fucking dick for goodness sake!

I have "known" you for all of 60 seconds, and already you are pathetic.

like u can talk your like the oldest person on this site, suck me grandma.

Actually, I think the age honor belongs to Nearly.

But is being an old twat any worse than being a young imbecile? You have years of stupid time left, while at least I'll be off this planet in the next 15-odd years, never to irritate another human again. But you'll just be entering your prime. Not a happy thought.

Idiots like him don't have a prime. They stay delinquent all their days and spend half their lives in jail.
Have a good holiday smithie and book your return visit. You won't get a discount but I am sure the "big boys" will enjoy your arse.

I think you will find I am the oldest on this site. Be that the case or not, at least I am old enough to be here. You on the other hand are not so shut to fu ck up and show your elders some respect because they are the ones who have the experiences that answer your stupid questions helpfully you moron.

AGE = WISDOM AND EXPERIENCE

well not to men b/c that's where the brain is.

-dirt dobbler

Hey. I think you hit upon the BIG problem there unconsiously. THATS why they are all so worried about the size of it!!!

ehheh

Did u use a protractor? 35 lmao 35 exactly?

Well you got aids so you'll be dead soon,
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

and you, shouldn't you be in a nurseing home or something.

And shouldn't YOU be in a home for mental defectives, or were you considered too imbecilic even for them?

Yeah i got kicked out i tried to rape a male nurse, then they locked me up in jail where i got as much bum sex i could handle.

you measured the angle????