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Wife Okay It, For Me To Get Young Pussy!
My wife , came home one day and saidto me ,What do you want for your 40 th birthday? She said, you can have any thing you want ..I said , I wanted a young
girls pussy for just a one night stand ..She said, but
you would be cheating on me ..I said well , you could have any one , you wanted
just for a one night stand ..So she agreed to that.. So this one night, She came home.. I seen some thing in a cat carrier ..
I approached her , I said , Whats in the cat carrier .. She simply replied
And said, take a look for your self.
Here it was a cat ...So I asked her
whats with the cat? She said, well , Didn't you want young pussy for your birthday , for a one night stand ? I said Yes!! Well , here she is
She is 14 years old Plus she has her tubes cut and tied , Also, she can't get pregnant , And It would not make me jealous seeing you with her .
Plus you are very much unlucky to ever serve a jail sentence , for having sex with her Plus She is still a virgin
cause she never had any kittens ,So you should enjoy that .. Now, Is this normal?
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There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?
[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power to move you?
[sung]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?
[spoken]
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.
-dirt dobbler