Urologist speaks out about his patients

I am a Urologist , And i got several males that frequent this site and they come to me for advice on how to maintain a erection , There is nothing more I can do for them , But
some of you ladies might wanna know their names on here :
1 ..Uniballer

2..CabbyHubby2st

3..Nearly

4..CruelIntentions

5..HomerJ

6..StarGuy

7..Potatoe

8..BrothersShamass

9..flikr

I wish these men the best of health
but I do not think a Penile Implant would do the trick.

Also , they have been under my care
for several years And Their girlfriends and Gay partners , And wifes , has ask me
to do some thing for them .

Sorry but these men will never be able
to perform sexually like they want to
well good luck to them , Is it normal
for them?

Dr. John Holland
Chief of Urology
Mayo Ohio Clinic

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-10-31 13:25:37

hehehehehehe

WONDERBOY by Tenacious D

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
How 'bout the power to move you?

[sung]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

[spoken]
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.

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nearly (10533)

2007-10-31 13:32:52

WOW. I make some journies to see my "Urologist" PMSL. Wales UK to OHIO. No wonder the British National Health Service is in crisis! They pay my expenses when I make a visit to my specialist. By the way, I don't see a Urologist and never have so if you want to make up stories, that is good but at least TRY to be just a wee bit factual eh!
I see an HIV expert and occasionally a LIVER expert. Now go write something factual. I never travel outside of the UK for medical advice/treatment.

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-10-31 20:48:26

@: Orochimaru

I love Tenacious D. Thanks.

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-11-01 03:34:25

Ah, how tragic. What to do, when even a penile implant won't work? My condolences to all of the gentlemen here. Especially Potato ;-)

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CabbyHubby2st (10646)

2007-11-01 05:22:48