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Samsung Means to Come 3

And all the while, I watched without seeing the dirty dish water cascade down onto my skirt, pantyhose, and panties, all of it in a wet pile around my ankles. So I came and came and kept on coming, even as I saw out of the corner of my eye my mother-in-law entering the kitchen walking over and standing right next to me then for one lone moment she watched me come (BOOM!) and then screamed: "You idiot! Dirty dish water is flooding the kitchen, (KABOOM!) and you're standing there squeezing the edge of the sink and moaning as if a typhoon was carrying you away!" I managed to turn my head slightly and give her a blank look, but I couldn't answer her or move from my posture bent over the edge of the sink, because at that very moment I came again (KABOOM!) and again (BOOM!) and again (KABOOM! KABOOM! KA-BA-BA-BOOM!). She shoved me aside and shut off the water, and tripped over my skirt, my pantyhose and my panties, and fell with a splash into a puddle, and with Samsung on top of me, head down and sucking me like a Samsung vacuum cleaner, model VC-7700. My mother-in-law continued to scream at me, but I didn't listen. All I could do was squeeze my legs while Samsung tongued me deep and kneaded my naked breasts. When I came (BOOM!) for the last time I almost drowned naked on the linoleum floor of my mother-in-law's kitchen.

Scene III: The Samsung Miracle

Now all of that is behind me for good. Today I know perfectly well how to come when I want to, thanks to Samsung. It's a miracle. From now on, at home and in the street, in the office, in the kitchen and in the church, in the restaurant, and in the neighborhood public bath, in front of my colleagues, mother-in-law and my husband, especially my in front of my husband, especially when he fucks me, and poorly, I think of Samsung, and I come. I come and come and come again... And today, illuminating every giant electronic billboard, I read: Samsung Means to Come, and everywhere I go, every time I turn around, even in the restrooms of the Hyundai Department Store, I see a sign that says: Samsung Means to Come, in every situation, at any moment, in front of everyone, I turn my back, put on rubber gloves up to my elbows, squeeze the edge of the sink, and Samsung makes me come.

Samsung Means to Come
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