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Sport related something or other
Well this is my story.
I dont see the point in playing sport. I mean all the time I play sport I get hurt badly. For example.
I got my head smashed in with a cricket bat.
I got my arm broken when someone flinged a tennis racket, when trying to hit seagulls that were flying around him and then I got a bruise when playing football.
As a result I do not see the point in playing any form of sport.
As another result that is totaly unrelated to my previous injuries, I do not understand why people go to watch sport at a stadium. It can mot be to sit on fold down plastic seats because they could do this at a bus station.
My theory is that the people who go to watch these people with 12 inch waists wearing shorts and showing their sinewy tendons because they believe that they can play the sport professionally if they tried. The truth is that they cant as they do not have 12 inch waists and they probably do not have a pair of shorts.
I will never watch any sport at a stadium as I know that I will never be able to play any sport professionally and I do not want to try.
I have to go now because I'm the next batsman.
I dont see the point in playing sport. I mean all the time I play sport I get hurt badly. For example.
I got my head smashed in with a cricket bat.
I got my arm broken when someone flinged a tennis racket, when trying to hit seagulls that were flying around him and then I got a bruise when playing football.
As a result I do not see the point in playing any form of sport.
As another result that is totaly unrelated to my previous injuries, I do not understand why people go to watch sport at a stadium. It can mot be to sit on fold down plastic seats because they could do this at a bus station.
My theory is that the people who go to watch these people with 12 inch waists wearing shorts and showing their sinewy tendons because they believe that they can play the sport professionally if they tried. The truth is that they cant as they do not have 12 inch waists and they probably do not have a pair of shorts.
I will never watch any sport at a stadium as I know that I will never be able to play any sport professionally and I do not want to try.
I have to go now because I'm the next batsman.
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