I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW

do u think that someone gonna believe this shit?

fucking loser

Ohhhh. I'm so SCARED. Find me now, officer. I'm ready, now; hands in the supplicant position, awaiting your hard, smooth cuffs. The door's unlocked. Don't forget the night stick.

Unlike you, she is getting some. PMSL

i think your mixing us up with people who give a fuck.

Hey Larry the Cable Guy-learn to spell.

Awww, you beat me to it lol

you have to have a warrant,and you cant arrest someone out of your juridiction,moron.

-dirt dobbler

jurisdiction***

As if you ever get any action from anyone/anything other than your own wart-encrusted hand. Miserable little troll.

Lostguy well as a "officer" - I will use the Freedom of Information act on you and demand you to revert my location as you mentioned on an earlier post.

Now asshole are you going to reveal it now?

There are people I indisputably despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They prevent me from sleeping soundly at night. In case you can't tell, I'm talking about Sgt. Darwin Morrison here. To begin at the beginning, if one dares to criticize even a single tenet of Sgt. Morrison's remonstrations, one is promptly condemned as grotty, vindictive, untrustworthy, or whatever epithet Sgt. Morrison deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. One may very well question whether the theoretical fallacies in his convictions run deep. Still, most people will eventually be convinced that he attracts the most unsympathetic mouthpieces for ghastly scapegoatism you'll ever see to his peuplade by telling them that he's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. I suppose the people to whom he tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, if Sgt. Morrison thinks that might makes right then maybe he should lay off the wacky tobaccy.

Although chimpanzees can be convinced to wear clothing, understand commands, and even ride bicycles (if well paid for their services in bananas), it would be virtually impossible to convince Sgt. Morrison that I've never bothered him. Yet he wants to leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a prolix world, to begin a new life in the shadows of Marxism. Whatever happened to "live and let live"? He argues that I am obstinate for wanting to work together in an atmosphere of friendship and hope. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago.

What Sgt. Morrison doesn't realize is that I recently overheard a couple of destructive drongos say that alarmism is the key to world peace. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Sgt. Morrison-induced era of slogans and propaganda. I've known some incubi who were impressively mindless. However, Sgt. Morrison is brusque, and that trumps mindless every time. Experience should probably indicate that the mistaken claim that society is supposed to be lenient towards the most stingy Huns you'll ever see is not only incorrect but is somewhat telling of his core sentiments. And here, I maintain, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in his precepts. The moral of the story: Sgt. Darwin Morrison has a one-track mind.

Yo "Sarge"

Get yourself an Indian and a Construction Worker, then I'll let you borrow my (mom's) cassette of Y.M.C.A.

Won't you be happy then?

Go spit shine your service revolver and then swallow a hot load.

Tobra

Hey Tobra nice to have you back my God isn't this one reunion we having!

And his one-track mind has run off with the trolley and into an embankment. If only it would stay there...

Wow. Best advice EVER ;-)

he is my brother, and he is a cop, so i would watch out

Are you sure he is your brother? are you sure he isn't you?

Oh for fuck sakes.. LostGuy you actually think we going to believe you. You claimed this LostGuy profile was your father before you idiot.

COPS SUCK C U M OUT OF DEAD DOGS D I C KS COME AND GET ME PU SS Y PIGS. i GOT A PILE OF DRUGS TOO FAGGAT AZZ COPZ

it seaming likes u & the goodly sargents needs to both being naked and sweatings to the oldies. va va va voom, off eee sir!!!

jan u is very old persons and but youse can write the post!!!

I is also inviting u to go to my home and have getting a big spanking on your wide and very much whitey tush tush. sounding good?

Enrizio.... what the fuck! I have never seen such horrible broken English!

Please go away. I am annoyed by your use of the word "goodly" and the hideously dated expression of "va va va voom!".

You poor, hapless illegal alien.

never-the-less you wood admit that ur "interest" in this here sargeant-of-law is big, maybe the bigger then healthy?

seems it woodnt be just political things in works so much as the shape of your shapely head.

um... no... posting fake stories will NOT get you in trouble... but posting stephanie riding a horsecock is.