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Guy who blew his d-ick off

This guys wife scrubbed the toilet bowl out with what she thought was , toilet bowl cleanser ..Well he comes home from work ... He goes upstairs to the bathroom to take a piss ..Well , while standing there he lights up a cigarette
And all of sudden this was a big explosion like sound ..His wife ran upstairs and was screaming to him ..Your ear ..Your ear .. He said , h-ell with my ear ..Wheres my hand , that has my d-ick in it ? She started screaming OMG, He YELLED WHAT? That toilet bowl cleanser can says , gasoline ..He screamed back you stupid b-itch..Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
same thing with the guy who was trying to light his farts and blew out part of his colon-the stupid die young.good.
pfft i think she would have been able to smell gasoline.fried chicken and sweet tea sound good right about now homer.does that make me a niglette?? cuz i like watermelon too.

-dirt dobbler
Once I read about a man who shot his penis off by mistake.
How the fuck do you mistakenly shoot off your penis? LOL
this guy really talk b--l s--t
you havent died yet, so your theory is BS