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f**kING HALLOWEEN!

I thought I'd be nice this year and I got some candy in. I answered my door and dished it out. I went to bed and slept. I got up and some dirty b*s***d had slashed all 4 tyres on my fu cking car. I am NOT a happy bunny.
Is this normal. I think this site did it!
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
thats what you get for giving out the kmart cheapo shit candy.you should have sprung for the good stuff.
I am in UK we dont have kmart lmao
Yes I have to agree with Glen - for I was also guilty of handing out cheap candy last year. Kids began to complain about it so I started to hand out cereal in little bags.

This year thankfully I organized a candy spree with my little niece to give me an idea on what kids these days liked. It worked out great this year.

My neighbor has informed me she actually made her own candies - basically fruit glazed in candy which I think it's a great idea to encourge children to eat more fruit.
Sorry to butt in on your story, poster, but I need to check I'm not invisible.
The last couple of stories I've written haven't come up on the usual list.
Does that mean I'm banned or does this just happen after a certain amount of time?
Can anyone see this comment?
Cheers.

ps, Nearly, kmart must be like poundstretcher!
@: Lockets
I always click newest stories that gets me wat i want.....
@: nearly
Thanks nearly, but I do that too and i've always seen my stories on the list before. Just the last few days, what i've posted hasn't come up. Weird.
Anyway, at least my comments are visible!
@: Lockets
Your stories can disappear... if someone tags your story as "off topic" or the others on the flag list.

What you do is search each tag list, find your story and untag it.
Thanks for your help Cabby! This site is more complicated than I thought. Will try your advice.
well atleast you didn't have PINK EYE like me,nah my halloween wasn't so bad i still put a spiderweb on my face,eyeliner and mascara.people didn't notice my pink eye,but i still couldn't see out of my right eye,than i had a blue - colored contact in my other that wasn't a prescription,so yea i couldn't see.i got to scare alot of kids though.sry about your tires man,i'm driving around on two bad tires now,tires aint cheap i tell ya what.

Work like you dont need the money.
Dance like no one is watching.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Live your life while you still have it.

-dirt dobbler
@: Lockets
just watever u do dont put ur stories as "off-topic"
@: nearly
so then maybe it wasnt halloween that got the tires slashed maybe it was your being gay?
No, nothing to do with being gay because no one round here is aware. I know who did it but can't prove it. Cause:-
I told them to clean up when their dogs shit on the pavement (sidewalk in America)
Put a spoke in their wheels today in a legal way :-) They better be licenced for their guns and have them safely stored as per the law :-)
Ah, think that's what I've done! Thanks!
you are a lardass