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i put a cucumber up my pussy in the store
i was at Albertson's shopping for groceries... and i was in the produce section looking for some fruit and i saw a pile of cucumbers. i didn't see anyone looking so i dared myself to just take a cucumber and stick it in my vagina really quickly and then put it back... and i did it... i was wearing a skirt so i didn't have to show much... but somehow the manager saw me on cam and told me to leave and i saw him pick up the cucumber with plastic bag and throw it in the wastebasket... omg im sooo embarassed >.< i'm sure other people in the store knew about it too
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reducto (11245)
2007-11-01 18:12:06
Shut the hell up. First, I'm not black, second of all YOU ARE BORING AND REPETITIVE.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-11-01 20:17:19
You must have a big fukn hole if you can quickly shove a cucumber up it
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Glen_Quagmire (8987)
2007-11-02 04:07:13
all those pesticides in the wax would have killed your herpes maybe if you were actually a girl and had done this instead of a 14 year old mommas boy posting fake shit.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-11-02 14:02:16
Impossible. Albertson's is loaded with one-way security mirrors. But I like the image of you hopping down the aisle with a cuke up your cunt, anyway.

Whoever started these rumors of women satisfying themselves with large, slender vegetables should be eviscerated with a pumpkin cutter.
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Glen_Quagmire (8987)
2007-11-02 15:56:02
@: JanIAm
cukes can be quite thick and rough .Does THAT do anything for you?
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-11-02 15:57:52
@: JanIAm
jan, did you type this???? lol
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-11-02 18:56:56
@: Orochimaru
Oh, Oro! I don't think so; LOL. And for both you and Glen -- no; hard, green vegetables do nothing for me. It doesn't even make a tempting fantasy.
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doobyhead (11538)
2007-11-04 19:49:33
Hell yes this is normal. I see women do it all the time in the grocery store. Whenever I see them do it I always go straight over and take the cucumber she used and lick it clean.
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realitychecks (11086)
2007-11-04 19:58:06
Does anyone remember a certain movie about "Any woman over 30 should have a cucumber?" I like mine with vinegar, hah hah. Lol.
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ICEMAN69 (11263)
2007-11-08 05:02:40
I watched a girl friend franticly fist f u ck herself with a giant cucumber like 12 inches around and equally as long. she commented once when pissed at me I had a small dick. After viewing the cucumber episode I have come to the conclusion its not me but her galaxy sized blown out twat
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