BIG, HEFTY LOGS OF POOP COME OUT OF MY BUM
When I go to the bathroom, really big firm logs of sh*t of a pleasant medium golden brown come out of my ass. They are nice, firm and long with a big girth to them.
Do your logs of poop look like this? Would I want to suck on them?
Is it normal to want to suck on certain person's large, fat logs of firm poop? Particularly if I can suck them right from their anus.
But oddly, I'm still pissed. Some people have lovely lady humps. But YOU have lovely, large logs. O well; I guess it takes all kinds to make a world...
You nasty dog