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My cleaner

my mum has hired a cleaner called francene, she is 23 and really hot, She only speaks a little english and i fancy her like mad.
im only 14....what should i do, come on to her or leave it??

Tose of you who hink i should come on to her, how should i do it, when and where??
Do you think it's normal?
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Footfan_90 (10400)
2007-11-03 02:31:16
ha ha give it a try mate. Just act really friendly to begin with, i maybe incredible stereotypical but aren't housecleaners and the like super-easy lol?? Just get into awkward positions i guess, other than that, i mean its not like u talk her up is it? go the actions.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-11-03 05:45:33
yeah Im sure a woman of 23 is interested in a little goofy 14 year old who as delusions of a sexual attraction .
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-11-03 06:37:25
Are you really going to wait until she becomes gay?
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-11-03 16:09:49
Just tell her you masturbate nightly to thought of doing her in her lovely honey hole,that should do the trick.
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-11-03 16:49:20
Wait till shes mopping the floor then sneak up behind her and shove her head into the bucket and rape her both holes from behind. If she drowns she will clamp on your dick and give you a good orgasm
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-11-03 20:13:01
Bad idea, son. If you have a fling with the housekeeper and your parents find out, she could be charged with statutory rape. Also, imagine the possible repercussions if she has a husband or boyfriend.

Save it for a girl in own age group. Actually, I don't recommend sex at all for anyone still in secondary school, but if you must, this woman seems like a risky choice.
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cranberri (11177)
2007-11-05 06:53:03
nope... dont. is she married?... when i clean or work i dont keep my rings on. and she probably thinks of you as a small child, not a potential fling. Think of how retarded you would look coming on to her with your horny adolesence phase, and her shutting you down? You wouldnt want to be home!

And all children going through adolescence, are extremely horny. They think everyone of the opposite sex wants them hard. But its NOT REAL.
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