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I'm still in total shock.

There I was, juat-a walking down the street singing "Doo wah diddy, diddy dum diddy do"

Suddenly, Adolph Hitler leaps from out of the bushes accompanied by a horse! He was holding a large acrylic tube and a small cage of gerbils (the horse, not Hitler) and they both had this insane, horny look on their faces. The horse had a gargantuan boner and he was wearing a French Tickler condom!!!

Next thing I knew, Hitler was on me and had me pinned down. Then the horse sticks the tube up my ass and attaches it to the gerbil cage! The gerbils scurried into my ass and that seemed to really excite the horse. Suddenly the horse mounts me and crams the gerbils into me, crushing them horribly. I could hear their screams inside of me. All the while Hitler is standing there in a cheerleader's outfit, watching, giggling with delight.

The horse finished and got off of me. He gave me his number, a little kiss and said "Call me sometime, will ya?"

Where the hell do you get a French Tickler condom that big!!??