the toilet
I always get to the bathroom before my sister in the morning and I take a sh*t. I wipe my ass and I don't flush the toilet. She hates when I do that. She always screams and calls me an a**hole. I tell her to shut up and flush the toilet for me. She always says she will get back at me but she never does. She is a dumb girl.
MOM!!
Not a suprise.