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Yes, I am the Fart Burglar.

Late at night I prowl the area and break into various homes. I sneak into peoples bedrooms very quietly and I fart in their faces.

The first fart renders them unconscious. Then as they lay there on their backs with their mouths agape I drop my pants and sit firmly on their face pressing their lips tightly to my bum hole. Then I fart wildly as they inhale.

It's such fun!