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MY CATS HEAD IS STUCK UP MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
OH GOD! SOMEONE HELP!!!

IT'S ME AGAIN. THEY GUY WITH THE ANAL GERBILS AND THAT DAMNED HORSE WITH ADOLPH HITLER! Man that horse is hung.

THE HORSE PUT MORE GERBILS IN MY ASS BUT HAD PREMATURE EJACULATION BEFORE HE COULD EVEN PENETRATE MY QUIVERING BUM HOLE!! SO HE LEFT WITHOUT CRUSHING THEM TO DEATH INSIDE OF ME WITH HIS HUGE EQUINE PENIS!!! THEY'RE STILL IN ME SCURRYING AROUND!!!

MY PROBLEM IS THAT MY CAT CAUGHT WIND OF THEM AND MADE A MAD JUMP FOR MY a**hole. HE GOT HIS HEAD INSIDE ( I do take it up the ass from a horse so it's kind of "accessible") BUT NOW HIS HEAD IS STUCK IN MY ASS AND I CAN'T GET HIM OUT!!!! HE'S MEOWING AND GROWLING LIKE CRAZY TRYING TO GET AT THE GERBILS! MY CHEEKS ARE HORRIBLY SCRATCHED!!! HELP!!!!
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Comments (6)
gizzie56 (8681)
2007-11-05 16:42:12
Your "cheeks are horribly scratched"and your brain is "horribly warped" it sucks to be you. lol
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-11-05 19:32:32
But under the right circumstances, couldn't this be even a little fun? Well, at least Hitler is out of the picture. Unless Jojo shows up ;-)
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nearly (10533)
2007-11-06 03:41:43
@: JanIAm
MEFINKS THAT WUZ JOJO LMAO

I SWALLOW!
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sperminator (9224)
2007-11-06 04:21:04
I had that problem once, your cats head up my asshole! For quick release i recommend a winch and 4 wheel drive.
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-11-06 10:52:01
Hey, you know what?



















































































Your a lame piece of shit
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Potato (7428)
2007-11-06 11:06:39
try a laxative.
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