Im Like as big as fat Bastard And Imitate him :(

I Need Help And Answers!!!!
I weigh About 300kg am as big a fat bastard and am obsessed with being him...
i Am the biggest loser, am the janitor at Mcdonalds and have no freinds because all i say to people is jokes and catch phrases Like "Oh this is Magic..." And "When you're an overwieght child... in a society that demands perfection.. you're sense of right wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed... then i fart and go " i kinda ruined the moment there didn't I WITH FARTING!!! and the stranger i was having a conversation with runs away, distressed and alarmed. I try to get hookers but ive not seen my dick in 3 years so i can't fuck anyone.


Is This Obsession with fat bastard normal????
Someone help and please tell me you have the same mental problem!!!!!!!!

Do you think it's normal?

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