I believe that some enormous, all-encompassing magical creature created Himself and the Universe and directly affects everything that happens in my life... but I'm NOT in a mental institution.
Exactly! Anyone else spouting this drivel would be locked up! Christianity is just one of the most sucessful cults of all time. They come to where i live and target the small children with their shit. If anyone except christians did this theyd be hung drawn and quatered!
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On another more serious note, I have been touched by His noodly appendage.