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Iraq War
So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.
"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his
face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".
"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's
terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"
Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"
"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his
face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".
"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's
terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"
Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"
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On a serious note though. That is a war for oil that should never have happened. All those young men died for Iraq's oil no matter what anyone else says.
-dirt dobbler
Fuck oil, fuck you. the only thing that stands true is that the twin towers were attacked, we struck back.
If you were president, wouldent you like to fuck up whoever did that to YOUR country?
What if someone came into your house, killed your family, and tattoed "nigger" all over their black bodies? you would like to fuck them up wouldent you?
all you kiddies need to learn something about life, retaliation, is what happens when one thing happens to you that is bad, and then you do something bad to the person who caused it.
Oil is just a resource that they use to supply themselves.
And to all the dumbfucks who oppose my opinion, fuck off, nobody cares what you morons think, you just dont get anything about war at all.