Narrate my brain
I often think in a third person narrative. For example, while scraping the eggs sunny side up I made this morning, I thought to myself "He attacked the strange looking thing with a knife, trying to get it to fall onto the tortilla below." And sometimes I'll rethink what I just thought in a way that sounds better. Is this normal, or am I just better than everyone else?
after reading it, he shakes his head in disgust and says "Some people are really strange" to his 5-inch potatoe friend Clive, to which Clive replys "He's clearly gay"