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Leaving work this evening I stepped out into the cool New England night. The air was very cool and crisp. I could feel the touch of old man winter waiting in the wings. I approached my car and noticed the thin layer of frost that had formed on my car's roof. It looked very Christmasy against the metallic red paint. I smiled a bit thinking of the coming season.

I slipped into the dark interior of my car. The seat felt comfortable compared to my desk chair that I had been glued to for a major portion of the day. I started the car and the dash lit up in it's sporty orange and blue. The radio came to life softly blurting the AM news station I had left it on from the morning commute. Another toy recall about Chinese manufactured toys. I shook my head slightly in disbelief as I drove through the lot of the large car dealership that I work at.

As I came to a stop at an intersection in the lot, I watched as a light golden colored Jack Rabbit sprinted across in front of me. It went out of sight into the mass of rubber, steel and plastic that are the many new cars and trucks in the lot. I thought about what an unusual forest of vehicles it had to run through before reaching the woods not far off from where I was sitting. I wondered what predators it had to deal with in this forest of cars. I admitted to myself probably not many at all.

Just then, as I began to proceed to the exit, I saw Adolph Hitler and a large horse with a net. The horse was excited as it went after the Jack Rabbit. Hitler, dressed in a gorgeous red organza Harry Carnegie gown was jumping up and down, clapping his red gloved hands like a giddy school girl. The horse caught the rabbit.

At that moment, Hitler looked about to see if anyone was watching. Oddly he didn't see me. He then ducked down between two cars and came back up with none other than Boy George dressed in black rubber! Boy George was tied and gagged with what looked like a pair of panties. The horse approached him with a wild look in his eyes. Boy George took on this look of boredom as if to say "Not that again!" and the horse shoved the Jack Rabbit up Boy George's ass effortlessly. He then mounted him and crushed the Jack Rabbit to death with his massive penis inside Boy George's colon. After the horse climaxed, the odd threesome disappeared into the cool night. I could hear the horse whinny in the distance as well as some intelligible ranting in german and Boy George singing "Do you really want to hurt meeee....do you really want to make me cry?"

What I want to know is where the f**k did Hitler get that gown and how much did it cost!!?? Marshall's? TJ Maxx? Macy's?