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Chris and stargirl
ChrisUFC and stargirl were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that ChrisUFC was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the ChrisUFC slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, stargirl dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to stargirl, 'Pardon me, ma' am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.'

The stargirl calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, 'No he didn't . He just walked in the door.'
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Comments (6)
Orochimaru (9975)
2007-11-09 18:29:36
such bullshit...
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Nihonjin (11530)
2007-11-10 00:51:38
Is this supposed to slander them? It figures. Only a stupid little kid would think oral sex is something to be ashamed of.
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NegroLogic (9643)
2007-11-10 09:25:24
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Chris__UFC (11500)
2007-11-11 15:30:39
Who ever wrrote this is a FAG
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stargirl (5057)
2007-11-12 07:35:59
I actually got a little kick out of this!


If you read it and don't think of it as just another insulting story about me it actually is kinda funny.

Two people sitting in a nice restaraunt eating dinner and when the lady's (stargirl) husband walks into the place her lover (Chris) slides under the table so he's not noticed by the husband.

It may not be the best joke I've read, but it's kinda funny and kinda cute.

Thanks!
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cranberri (11177)
2007-12-31 10:11:39
it's not about oral sex... chris is hiding because he is a pussy that doesnt want to eat stargirl's husbands fist.
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