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What would you do if......
You catch your son wanking to zebra on horse porn?A) Throw up
B) Talk to him
C) Break his face
D) Help him wank
-knuck
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Comments (6)
nearly (10533)
Given the fact that my youngest son is 26 and my oldest is 38, it is highly unlikely to happen. I think should it happen, I'd probobly ask if he'd mind me joining him. Not like he can refuse really is it?
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nearly (10533)
knucks. Do you know the difference between an egg and a wank?
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Fred (2022)
I'll never have kids, but hypothetically speaking, A followed by a more extreme version of C would likely be my reaction. It would be worse if it were human on human porn.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
what about just leaving him alone? That is an option youd didnt give.
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JanIAm (10668)
Fine with me. Enjoying a little horseplay never caused anyone's penis to rot and fall off.
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esreverlogic (9945)
C to the max. and like fred said, i dont have kids yet
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