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I put aspirin up my butt.
Hey, I put aspirin up my butt a little too far and well it's a huge ass tablet and it's been about 15 hours and it never dissolved. I really don't want to put my finger up there and try to get it out. What do I do? Is this normal?
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Secondly, if you were to stick aspirin up your ass it would probably irritate your colon so much that you might start bleeding.
If this is a genuine post, just relax and shit it out when you can. But seriously, try to create better fake stories and if this is true, stop putting stupid things up your ass. Try a dildo or a close friends dick. Really.
Did you know you can get drunk from 1 glass of alcohol used as an anemea? It, along with many other things can be absorbed through the walls of your back passage and get directly to your liver minus the stomache acids and dilutants added when you drink it the normal way!!!