If you are stupid enough to BELIEVE ANY OF THAT CRAP, you best start saving for your pram and baby clothes.

Believing stuff like this is why it's the people with the low IQ's who are doing most of the reproducing.


Please don't believe any of it.

I suggest you refrain from doing any of that.

yea believe it or not it actually is true, it's actually a big conspiracy by the condom companys they don't want you to know that those methods work otherwise they would be out of business, I've personally utilized over half of those methods and i've never gotten pregnant once

Don't listen to this moron above me or you will end up being a parent at 13 years old.

so what what's wrong with that?

What's wrong with a 13 year old giving birth?

Loads.

But you'll never recognize them because you think that just because something is physically possible means that it's ok to do.

Stargirl, I know I may have cheated but I know who the author of the quote you put out on your profile.

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more" - J.K Rowling

Sorry for spoiling the fun but I really wanted to know the author so I just copied and pasted the quote into google lol.

That's ok!

It's one of my favorite quotes.....because it's so true!

Yeah I agree, very true!

While being very bored in my English class last year, I looked up at some quotes my teacher had on a poster and read them all. One quote was "Character is what you are in the dark"-John Whorfin

I particularly like this quote for some reason lol. I find that to be true as well because whe nyou are in high school there are a lot of lies and two faced people.

Sorry to dissilusion you young fella but there are a lot of lies and two faced people the world over. They aint no way confined to your school.
First ones to look at are the newspapers. They don't literally lie ALL the time but the do stretch the truth all the time. Then there are your politicians. They lie naturally. That is a requisit qualification to becoming a politician. Everywhere you go you will find liers. Oh, I feel another quote coming on " you can watch a thief but you can't watch a lier".

lol!

uneducated faggot

no none of that crap works -a female can get pregnant anytime in her cycle even during her period and taking 20 aspirins would just be dangerous.

either your extremely lucky,or you aren't very fertile,if at all.

-dirt dobbler

O_o God while you at it put these in a book and call it "Staying safe for idiots".

If you really are a female, which I doubt you are, you are not ready for sex.
The only way to make sure you don't PG is to not have sex!
The pill is no guarantee, nor are condoms, foams or any internal insertions.
If you don't want a baby don't fuck!!!

I like to read these answers. They give me a lift lmfao

This one should be called "Stoopid Sperm Tricks." I think you know that none of these are actually true, but here we go anyway...

It is your first time: FALSE
You jump up and down after sex: FALSE and STUPID
Douching with coka cola will kill any sperm left: FALSE, but might tickle
You have sex during your periods: FALSE. While it's VERY UNLIKELY you'll get preggers if you have sex during your "cycle," it can still happen sometimes (actually, that was a good question).
Have a hot bath after sex: FALSE, but still a nice idea
Use heat pads on your stomach after sex: FALSE
Keep your underwear on: FALSE and STOOPID
You take 20 asprins immediately after sex: FALSE, but you could make yourself sick
Have sex standing up: FALSE
Have sex with the girl on top: FALSE, but hot
If the guy pulls out immediately before cumming: FALSE, although it lessens the risk slightly, it is NOT a reliable form of birth control. Your luck will eventually run out.
You sneeze repeatedly after sex: FALSE and REALLY STOOPID

Remember, there are about 300-400 MILLION SPERM in every guy's load, and it takes JUST ONE to make a baby. You might kill some of em off with these stupid tricks, but the chance of killing all of them is almost zero.

If you think any of these "techniques" actually worked for you, it was probably only because the girl was not in estrous when you f*cked, and her not getting pregnant had nothing to do with your trick.