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stuck in a bottle

I am so embarassed! So I was playing with my boyfriend last week and I dared him to put his penis in the neck of one of those Mateus wine bottles with the really skinny neck and big round part at the bottom? Anyway, I then proceeded to turn him on and well, he got stuck! I couldn't fit the wine bottle into his pants so I covered him up with a dish towel and we called a cab to go to the emergency department. It took four hours of icing, lube and prying to get him out. He's really really mad at me. Is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (5)
ImRickJamesbitch (11398)
2007-11-17 18:27:44
should have told him to think of having sex with charlie murphy,that would make anyones dick shrink up,bitch.
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ladyxlr8 (11665)
2007-12-25 14:08:43
hahahahhah well its problably a fetish so it could be normal
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cranberri (11177)
2008-01-23 11:37:25
lol... its his idiocy.. he did it
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lilderek (15344)
2008-07-31 19:26:02
Wow. He's prolly not gonna stick his dingaling in your bottle for a long time now... I got my doodah stuck in a five-gallon bucket one time.
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emos_need_killing (16329)
2008-09-16 04:16:17
if he's angry about that then you must be angry about he actually could fit his d**k into a wine bottle which is just really f**ked tell him to get a dick pump
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