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I have frequent orgies with a basement full of cheap whores. The problem is, with so many cheap whores, it eventually becomes expensive.

So I instruct Bruce, my accountant, to take a mortgage on the house every time I go over the limit. That way, they can never leave.

I have an over-mortgage/cheap whore fetish, and it's the greatest.

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