Good gosh dude! You can mangle your meat with that machine!

i don't know what you mean?

I knew someone that did that. Eee, are you Ricky?

no i'm not ricky but do you thinkits normal for me to do this?

Cha, I think it's normal. Just make sure the hoover isn't dusty.

That actually seems like it would hurt...just don't go sticking yourself in places it could get stuck.

Nothing quite like obliterating your glans for pleasure.

it is so good you have to try it. it is now my favorite way for pleasure except real sex and women doing things to me of course.

people think i am sick as i am only 14 and i do anything with my penis. if you have msn messenger i will show you what i mean over webcam lol. when i say anything i mean that in a pleasurable way not painfull unless it feels good like the hoover.

steven_12_@hotmail.com is my email address by the way.

Seriously, ban this 14 year old and call his mom.

hahaha was the vacuum on or off? cuz if it was off i guess it's just like fucking any other hole, but if it's on it seems like that could do some damage.

It could work as a penis enlarger, might try that.

with a name like bobby im sure u love yer cock.

What the hell is a hoover?

Quite seriously you can leave permanent marks on your head that way.

Its dangerous

And, why the hell are you offering to show people over msn, YOU'RE 14 FOR GODS SAKE
You're just asking for pedophiles to add you and then ask you address to come and molest you

Sick lad...just wank ya self off lol

It doesn't hurt ;D

But make sure no ones home cause it's hella'loud.

Normal

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA YOU SAD MOTHERFUCKER

I can't imagine it was too tight a squeeze.
You had a go with the guy who runs the F.B.I?
...Or did you mean the huge dam? Don't let it spring a leak--I would think it rather hard to explain afterwards to the demolished town.
I saw a beaver damming a river a little while ago; he was shaking his fist and using harsh obscenities while grabbing himself.

I call this one 'The Procrastinating Beaver.'

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No!! just no! you sick freak you dont do that!! ITS DEFINATELY NOT NORMAL! i hope u get stuck

I call this one 'The Procrastinating Beaver.'

you're going to suck it off with that thing.. geez

That is very dangerous. Usually when I see masturbation questions on here I say go ahead and jack it. But I strongly suggest you stop this.

omg are you doofy from scary movie? that would be hella funny if you got it stuck

jsut dont skeet in it and short it out

Well to answer the first question, No I have not tried it because IT can't fit in a hoover, and second question, no it is not normal, FOR A 14 YEAR OLD, but older men, yeah.

dude, you are nasty.

Oh! GIGGITY!

Try it with a Dirt Devil. It's better.

Nasty son of a Bi*ch!! I hope u get stuck!!!

what is that?

Think it's safe to say we have a peedofile!