Cooking a turkey in my girlfriend's minge

This Thanksgiving is going to be very special.

The night before we are going to insert a twenty four pound turkey into my girlfriend's minge.

We're going to leave it there for twenty four hours to let it cook in her special oven. Then, when it's ready, shes going to get on the dinner table and "give birth" to a cooked turkey!

I'm so excited!

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-11-18 20:52:26

I would say that this is anatomically impossible, but I wouldn't want to spoil the fantasy. I just hope you're not planning to add the mashed potatoes, peas, and gravy in there as well.

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GonnaGetSome (11648)

2007-11-18 21:22:51

gives new meaning to stuffing the turkey doesn't it?

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vaver16 (2811)

2007-11-18 21:48:25

i found a 30 pound!!!!

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Who_Fan4Life (11781)

2007-11-19 05:00:14

What a nice gesture this Thanksgiving!