But King Ramza! Is it not said that Ramza Beoulve is the actually the WEAKEST main character of all Final Fantasies? Is it ALSO not said that Ramza's abilities peak at learning Ultima via "Blue Mage Style," after successfully learning a few glorified talk skills?

Is it not also true, king, that you have been impaired from birth, the runt of the Beoulve litter, and a bastard born unto a different mother than Dycedarg and Zalbag, who struggled with familial overprotection? And then, you had the audacity to cut yourself off by attacking the Hokuten with Delita after Algus killed Teta! After which you immediately run away; the shame, instead of returning to your brothers and facing discipline. All of this illustrates quite clearly that you are working at a disadvantage at every angle, and do not have the opportunity to earn the powerful ranks that every other knight of nobility learns to prove that you are equal to every man; thus, you have no chance of learning any superpowers whatsoever.

Clearly, your character and personality are both detrimental to a pretender to the throne... But then, this is not any throne. Come to think of it, with your less than honorable resume, you very well might be just the man for the job.

Welcome, then! Enjoy your reign, and may it be many months before your inevitable beheading.

Enjoy your throne.

Flush when done.

Tobra

I bow to no one pal. Especially to a scum bag like yourself!

-crank dat

fuck off NlGGER

You'll bow to my cock and suck it, buttknucker.

Vote Ramza!

OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR. Another wanna be king of IIN who isn't even OLD ENOUGH TO BE HERE!!!!

FU CK OFF ass hole. Suck my HIV infected prick.

You have sex with monkeys, too? Small world! See? I have what it takes to be king! Age doesn't matter! Vote Ramza, or you suck!

i Love My throne...

with a big bag of potato chips, mmmmm...potato chips

Looks like I'm your sole supporter thus far, king. We have a rough road ahead, but I pledge my undying allegiance -- from a safe distance, of course ;-)

Naturally. Well, thank you for your support, Jan. I don't want to sound like an egotistical douchebag, but I don't really think it's going to be all that rough of a road, because, quite frankly, all my competition sucks major balls. Vote Ramza, y'all, and I'll Ramzanuke all the dicks throughout IIN so hard, their mums will feel it. I promise to make IIN a better place for all! No longer will there be fake stories. No longer will there be smart ass bastards only responding for the lulz. Well...there probably will be, but I will work to own them all so they never want to post again! In time, they'll learn their lesson. Vote Ramza. For great justice. :-) Swish! BOOM!

Yes! Take off, every ZIG! And soon, all your base will belong to us!

That's the spirit! We'll run into their base and kill all their dudes! I mean, just the bad ones! You better believe it, IIN! Shazam! :-)

And by the way, King, in the event that we do not meet again -- there's been a bit of an intrigue going on here lately in which I've been accused of being one of Slackjawedyokel's many alternate accounts. In some instances, I wouldn't mind being affiliated with another member. In this case, I very much DO mind because every one is pissed off at him for alleged sniping at other members behind the guise of other accounts.

I don't mind the rampant stupidity here; it's actually kind of fun. But the sniping, turf wars, and bickering have been getting the best of me for the past two weeks when the "Gretchen wars" started. Then LostGuy started in on me last week. Now the Slack debacle...

Long story short: I believe I'm on my way out of here. I'll likely be corresponding with Fred, so if you'd like to stay in touch, I'd welcome hearing from you. There is a chance I'll be back here, but at this time, I'd rather concentrate on finding a site that better suits my temperament. Just thought I'd say that you are a LOT of fun as a writer, and I do hope you'll hang around! And good luck with your bid for the kingdom. Hope you'll have a better run at it than Spam did.

Aw, don't be like that! Fudge them all! Under my rule, nobody'll have to deal with this crap anymore! You can rest assured I'm here to stay and I'm going the distance! I promise, I'll change this place for the better, and no one is going to stop me. It's time for a new age, a time of peace and order. As king, I will break the faces of those who choose to break the new law like SO! With my fist. IIN is in good hands. I promise you this. Well, goodbye, then. I hope you come back some day. And when that day comes, I hope a better IIN greets you.

Rule well, my king. You're doing a great job thus far. Drop me a note via Fred if you would like. I'm reasonably sure I'll be back some time after the first of the year, or I might just reinvent myself and start all over again. Who knows ...

My rule bitchass

You're a fag. Get the hell out of my kingdom.