since the only ape that would do this would be a NlGGER, I'd beat the shit out of them, drag them to the ghetto behind my car, lay them in a crosswise pattern, pour gasoline on them and set them on fire.

oh and merry christmas NlGGER

Thanks asswipe.

Merry Christmas

(A.)

Thanks for asking NIGGER!

I would pull out my 44 magnum and blow them all over the room.

Then I would go capture more NIGGERS to clean up the mess.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

wow just uhhh wow, and a merry christmas to you two rednecks.

-dirt dobbler

I would give them a present and invite them to join us for lunch. At least that way I'd be able to get to know them AND prevent them going to rob some one else as well.

Christmas, is that shit back again? sigh. Never can come early enough can it...

steal all their crack

lol

sadly,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I would call Santa on his cell phone and have him return immediately to my house. Then, Santa and his reindeer would crash through the chimney and fly into the room, all those tiny reindeer hoofs smashing in the skulls of the evil-doers and pooping on their quivering, broken bodies. Then, I would re-wrap my presents, share an egg-nog with Santa, and watch the reindeer take a whiz on the shattered skulls of the unconscious thieves.

This, to me, is what Christmas is all about. Sharing.