SGT DARWIN MORRISON! WHERE ARE YOU!
Oh Sgt. Morrison! Where are you my knight in shining armor?!
My love! My lust! It knows no bounds for you!
I yearn to feel you inside of me! I yearn to feel your pulsating manhood filling my buttocks with it's hot, juicy love load!
Oh Darwin! I wish to be your own personal pig!
Oink!
Where the f**k did this guy go?
-crank dat