I'm an oldie. My list of submissions and comments is so damn long I have to log onto the internet twice to view it. As a seņor citizen I suggest you do what I say if I should ever happen to tell you to do something. I can't imagine why I ever would, but someday I may need you to give me a backrub or go buy some milk or fellate my cat.
i fellated my cat once
then i rubbed the hot sperm all over the sofa