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OK. Give us ALL your ID's SLACKASSEDYOKEL!

You are supposed to be "so open". OK, So give us all your current ID's. Stupid request because there is no immediate way of proving one way or the other but anyway, rise to the chalenge and purge your soul. NAMES PLEASE.
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even tho you called me slackassedyokel Ill still comply with your request cause Im in a good mood today .Not sure why you care but here goes:



slackedjawedyokel
glen_quagmire
haight_ashbury
mm_2184
i_am_the_walrus
imrickjamesbitch
doctor_tongue
I_am_legend

ive admitted at various times to these IDs so its really old news .But I also 'admitted' to being some that I wasnt....yes I was playing head games.


all those profiles should be open ,if not let me know and Ill open them.those are all the ones I recall,if you have questions about others let me know and Ill tell you.there is a limit to the number of profiles you can create in here and Im not sure if Ive listed all mine or not but I think so.

Now who else,including you poster,will be honest enough to post their multiple IDs today?
Last question first, I already did on another post. However

bruno68ou1 is me. Was going to be my new name when nearly died of aids. I now use it if I want to post more than 3 stories and for no other reason.

You forgot JanIam.
By the way, you will always be slackassedyokel or plain slackass as far as I am concerned. That is to be my pet name for you from here on in.
well, theres also realitychecks, gretchin, negro logic and JanIam to be accounted for.
@: nearly
when 'nearly died of aids'? so youre copying me now as in when I had gizzie believing that Glen was dying? So even tho you criticize me we are really closely similiar.


And no nearly Im not JanIam.....now you will lose some credibilty in here by that wild claim.... Im sorry i would glady take claim to Jan if it were I because Jan and I agree on lots of things and she is a very sensible poster who I think is well respected in here but that is not one of my IDs.
@: nearly
realitychecks isnt mine....altho at the old Bianca;s I did use the name Reality Checker.


gretchin.....not me.I use no female IDs or female pics in any of my IDs.

negrologic...please give me some credit for having some brains not to have to resort to racial namecalling.

janiam....see above explanation for gretchin.


Like I said as far as I know Ive listed all the IDs I use in here.

youll find ,much to your chagrin,that the racially bigoted homosexual hating posts we get in here DO NOT originate with me.
It is already documented in previous stories that "nearly was to die of aids on 31 October 2007". If you care to check back old stories on here and my "discusions" with spammie, you'll see it spoken of there and also that I decided to keep "nearly" alive because people had asked me to. JanIam was one of those if I remember correctly!
And no nearly Im not JanIam.....now you will lose some credibilty in here by that wild claim

LIER. You are and we both know it.

You are such an accustomed lier you fail to recognise or remember what the trueth is anymore.
@: nearly
In one post you argue that janiam asked you to keep nearly alive,whatever that means, and then in another post you claim I am janiam.

youre dancing in such convoluated circles to try and save your reputation in here that youre stepping on your own feet.
Piss off you twat. I was merely informing you that your reasoning id flawed and that the subject of "nearly dieing of aids" is old hat and been discussed before you prat. I don't dance with you or anyone else. As for my rep, well, we'll let the other users decide that shal we mr multi names.
@: nearly
see nearly you disappoint me.th eminute i think your sensible and reasonable and in search of the truth you resort to calling me a 'twat'.



There you sit on your high and mighty perch judging me on my behavior, as tho you are Lord On High ,and then you resort to calling me a twat.

That about says it all doesnt it?

You are no different from the racial bigots and the homosexual hating posters who spew their crapola all over the place.


Get down off your Judgement chair----youve soiled it.
truce dude, i don't wanna fight with you anymore, you too nearly
I wasnt aware that you and I were fighting.I do notice an attack you make against me now and then but all in all youre usually just someone I more or less ignore.Ill ignore you even more if you want.
You two are so cute together, you'll make a good couple.

And time for me to fess up. I, October, am actually George W. Bush. (I Wish).

BOTH of you need to GET OVER yourselves! SlackJaw as JanIAm?

I don't THINK so.

Tobra (Only One profile. I feel so left out.)
@: October
while Im not sure you only have one profile,Im at least glad that you have enough sense to know Im not JanIam.But people believe what they want to believe.

nearly spewed out the crap that I was Janiam and now he is sort of in a corner trying to make that outrageous claim hold together.


Or maybe Im really October and Im just posting to myself here.Whadda think of that possibilty,nearly?
we do fight on occation and i appologize if i disrespect you at times
@: October
do say suchthings babe. GW is a idiot...
I got no beef with you.cause you are just another one of my IDs.GOT YOU ALL!!!!!! MUHAHAHHAHAAHAH>
http://isitnormal.com/story/18942/

The first comment? wtf
Hehe sorry about that.That was right after you had made some snide comment to me about something I now forget.


Anyway you got to admit it was funny.....just like lightning ...right out of the blue like that.
its a scandel, like the stargirl scandel. And the Oro i Gay scandel no hard feelings to ya
I posted this note before but just to remind ALL of you people: It doesn't matter How many accts Anyone has, because You Are ALL merely figments of my imagination!

IIN (acting) Queen

Tobra
I know the trueth and I have laid it out here. Time will prove me correct. Yiu ARE janIam. end of story. I've known that for over a month and you are well aware of the fact so no point in denying it.
As for me calling you a twat. I am known for being forthright. You are a TWAT so I call you a TWAT. YOU ARE A VERY SAD INDIVIDUAL who needs to go see someone about your multo personality complex syndrom.
@: nearly
youre getting boring now.if you know i am janiam its only because I led you to believe,falsely i might add,that I am.I play head games with those who are simple enough to fall for them.Time will prove you are a bag of wind.

But like most bags of wind your deflation will come soon enough.

and like I said name calling is the last resort of the out-dueled.
Regardless if Nearly is right or not (which i trust that he is) he still puts you to shame when it come to general knowledge on most subjects. So just go crawl back in your hole and weep because your beat.
@: October
Tobra, my undying thanks for being one of the few people here who seems to actually believe I'm just plain ol' me.

I have no idea how all of this bullshit got started, but it's been a huge thorn in my side all weekend. I do appreciate little moments of support such as this.

Fare thee well, dear. Don't let the bastards get you down -- hell, I KNOW you won't ;-)
@: JanIAm
Jan, I received a couple emails that I'm was instructed to forward to you. If you care to receive them, let me know.
@: nearly
You ASSHOLE! How DARE you say that MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE is some kind of SLACK-JAWED YOKEL!?!?

I will have you hung, I say!!!
Jan... please don't leave... I will perform sexual favors to get you to stay. The offer is on the table.


BUt since people are decieving everyone else... I will say my old ID. I changed because I was going through some fucked up times and posted some personal things I am not proud of... and wanted to move on. Shavemeslowly
@: Potato
Wow Shave, that's you? I assumed you had just disappeared like so many others who were once on this site.
@: Fred
I did for a while... but I honestly missed some of the people... and I am strangely addicted. I have no idea why. Its a bit of a madhouse now though huh X
@: Potato
Well I'm glad to see you're still around. We had some pretty decent, thought provoking debates in the past.
EW, I hope you will write, now! I would hate to lose contact with you, my favorite Electric Wizard. Hook up with Fred, if you haven't done so already.
@: Fred
I'll send you a note with my e-mail either late tonight or early tomorrow night.

No promises on responding to one of them in particular as I've received no apology for the unnecessary distractions and confusion caused by the accusations, and I DO expect one. But I'll be glad to take the info and go from there. THANK YOU for being the middle man; very generous of you. And who knows; I may actually swallow my pride and return one of these days, though not before next year.
@: JanIAm
Okay, that sounds good. The content of the emails is really none of my business, so I won't comment here regarding any of that. Whether you reply or not is also none of my business.

I don't mind playing the middle man at all. For those of you who haven't read the thread in which I posted my email, and wish for me to get a message to Jan, send me an email at silenceofthehams@gmail.com, and I'll forward your message to her when she emails me.
@: Potato
Potato, I can honestly say that's the most inviting offer I've received all day. I'm not sure what that says about me OR you, but I do appreciate it ;-)

I wish I'd been here over the weekend to do some damage control, but as it is/was, I'm too worn out to continue here for the time being. Lately, it seems like all this site is about is turf wars and petty squabbles -- I've been through a mud sling festival with Gretchen and LostGuy over the last couple of weeks, and now this thing about Slack. This is not the kind of attention I like -- it's painful, and I just can't do it anymore.

So I'm taking a break from here; perhaps permanent; perhaps not. I've asked members to contact Fred if they'd like to contact me via e-mail. I may drop in here at some point, but not until at least after the first of the year. I appreciate your friendship, particularly since you have been the ONLY person here who always expressed appreciation for my fake stories. It always gave me some faith that there was another weirdo out there who shared something in common with me.

So be a good spud, and don't get fried ;-)
@: JanIAm
thanks jan :)