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I have just went through a divorce after 15 years of marriage. It was a very nasty divorce because she basically wanted all of are material possessions. This woman has never worked a day in her life and decided she was entitled to everything 'i' worked for. There isn't even any kids involved. I got myself an attorney and we fought tooth and nail with her and her attorney and in the end she still ended up with 3/4 of everything. She just informed me that for the last 5 years of our marriage she had been putting her fecal matter into my food she said over 5 years i had ate pounds of her sh*t and gallons of her urine i am so sick to my stomach to think about what she did to me. I feel like killing her what do you people think i should do about this?
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arghimapirate (11898)
2007-11-24 17:35:58
Get a knife and cut her toes off then you have to cut her feet off then you cut her tongue out and make her drink your urine then you fuck her parents infront of her then you rape her
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csino1fan (11900)
2007-11-24 17:51:51
Okay, invite her for a nice meal say you want to get your marrige back on track, and then hidr yout own feaces in her food. Or hire an assasin and have her killed
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-11-24 20:13:23
Do nothing. Count yourself lucky to be well rid of this crazy psycho bitch, and vow to do whatever you can to avoid getting into a similar relationship in the future.
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The_cunt (11832)
2007-11-24 21:33:38
Her cooking must have been fukin bad if she could hide shit in it
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turnstile43 (9189)
2007-11-24 23:28:46
kill her.
"burn her then split open her corpse, feed her organs to you parrot and hang her by her intestines
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Anonymous_Donor (10044)
2007-11-25 00:49:28
run away and don't look back the bitch might be gaining on you... get a restraining order on her too. That way if she contacts you to tell you that kind of crap you can record it and take legal action.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-11-25 06:51:28
its funny----but at one time you might have found eating her shit and drinking her urine hot but now it repulses you.

kinda funny if you think about it aint it?
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-11-25 15:41:44
Wow. I'm speechless..... Seriously.

-crank dat
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violent10dency (10988)
2007-11-26 10:02:52
you're full of shit.

-dirt dobbler
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