King and Lord Orochimaru is in charge of this mother fucking house

power to the minorities

death to the racist men and jojo_100

oh yes, i forgot about her. You are my assistant

Sadly, former king Spam resigned to join the Manchester Cricket team, leaving Daer Oro to pick up the pieces of this kingdom.

M'Lord Orochimaru I will be your most devoted queen - giving you everything you want, need and desire (Especially desire! ;) )

I appoint Michelle as my Lady in Waiting (Waiting for what, you ask? Have you seen the SIZE of thaqt, err, Royal Septor? I need Help!) and JanIAm as the official advisor.

Now that I am yours, King Oro, what are you going to Do with me?

Queen October

Thanks for the honorary position as the other woman in your kingdom. I have no doubt that October will be a fine queen. Rule your subjects wisely, and ease up on that taxation without representation, now ;-)

Oh, I get to be adviser, now? Very cool. I accept. My first official advice to the subjects is total nudity, and rocky road ice cream for all. (Marshmallows on the nipples, if you please.)

Holy shit, you're a perverted old lady.

What is all this Bull-Jive about?

this site is powered by Anarchy.

this is my anus-----> *

Fred!!! That comment was surely for October, I presume :-p

Yep. Nope. Maybe. ;-)

You should run for president; LOL.

If I did, would you vote for me?

Well, I must hedge on that a bit. This county hasn't had a truly intelligent president in the past few decades (other than Clinton, who unfortunately rated high in the sleaze factor). Your keen smarts would come as a considerable shock, which I'm afraid would create such a rift in congress and the general populace that you may not survive the full term anyway.

Naw, you're too smart and principled (hopefully) for politics. Stick to the arts and literature where your intelligence and creativity will hopefully be appreciated. Less assassination attempts, anyway. And when you get published, I'll definitely buy your books.

You should make slackass your president. Politicians have to be accomplished liers and he sure as hell has THAT quality!

Do I take it you are staying with us JAN?? I sure hope so.

FFS he could be half the house of representatives with all his accounts!

You wouldn't need to buy my books. As the first real fan of my work, I believe you would be entitled to the first personally autographed copy, if I ever get published. I doubt that would ever happen, but it's still cool to think about. I do have a lot of stories to tell, and I often think of writing out the whole scenario of the Shape-shifting Reptilians, Greys, 24-toothed aliens, etc. I have the entire story, start to finish (beginning of the world to end of the world), written out in my head, so it wouldn't be too hard to put it all down on paper. The most difficult part would be determining what order to put it in to make it suspenseful, and incorporating different writing techniques to make it flow properly. And of course I'd need to change some names and places. I doubt anybody would be too happy with me glorifying Hitler in my writing, lol. Regardless, I think it would make for an interesting story.

I've asked Fred to suggest some other sites that focus less on the kind of sniping that I see here.

This place reminds me FAR too much of MySpace, although it does have its redeeming features. I just don't have the stomach for it at the moment. You can call me a pussy if you like; I'll even admit to it. I just really have an abhorrence of mudslinging, gossip, and speculations as to "what's his/her perversion". I'm not completely above it, of course; I just don't care to engage in it as a full-time endeavor. Gorging on such nonsense is like eating a five-pound bag of peanut M & Ms every day and foregoing any other nourishment. You might survive, but eventually, every organ in your body is going to turn to mush.

Mine are almost there already lol. Jan, I have sent an email to Fred which I have asked him to pass on to you. It will in turn give you mine. Hope you will permit him to forward it
:-)


@: fred

Should be sitting in your in box now.

I don't see your work as glorifying Hitler any more than it is denigrating Jews or glorifying "evil reptilians". It's fantasy, and I think that certain liberties are allowed. No doubt that some would object, but if people would just refrain from taking things out of context, your work might get a reasonable reception. I'll be your PR agent (and no doubt, I'll get shot while trying to prevent a riot at one of your book signing engagements ;-)

Not this again........

-crank dta

he hasn't emailed me...

"Well, I must hedge on that a bit. This county hasn't had a truly intelligent president in the past few decades."

That is a matter of opinion, just because You haven't been really happy since the Taft administration...

Clinton? A good president?

Sure, in the draft dodging, treasonous, influence peddling, secret selling, lying, murdering, self obsessed, power hungry way.

Sure.

And soon, if the American sheeple don't wake up, we will have his Hitler quoting wife in office, then it will be back to the good old days of the USSR (Circa 1930) to enjoy.

Tobra

LMAO, that was a good one and have been flagged as such.

I was wondering what that picture in your profile is.

I was wondering the same thing.

Nice, Tobre. As if I could actually remember the Taft administrator -- I said the last few DECADES, not the past 100 years. And by the way, I don't denigrate all Republicans just because GWB is a drooling idiot. Eisenhower was no slouch by any means and while I was no fan of Reagan, his legacy cannot be denied.

And the fact that Clinton was and is highly intelligent is just that -- a fact. It's something that even most of his detractors agree upon. As I also stated earlier, if you were reading closely, he was an incredible sleeze, which marred his ability to carry out his duties and damaged the credibility of the White House. What part of that assesment makes you think that I admire Bill Clinton just because I acknowledge that he is highly intelligent and an an accomplished public speaker? It obviously takes more than book smarts and a silver tongue to be an outstanding world leader. Unfortunately, GWB isn't good at ANY of the above. The one plus is that he apparently isn't a sleaze, but how would this translate into making him a great president? It doesn't, and he isn't.

Truce Jan,

I was just having a little fun with ya and won't bring up politics again. :)

Peace?

Friends?

TobrA

You have nothing to apologize for. I'm still bristling over being accused of being a liberal a couple weeks ago; LOL. I really hate partisan politics; it's just one of my many flaws.

No harm, no foul, dear. Have a good evening.

Of corse mi'lord

why do you guys make this shit up? it has no effect on anyone...

well, I guess I am amused by dorky things too... lol

Damn nation, polotics suck. If you run for office though, i will be the male Monica, to your female Clinton

@: Fred

It is the fishpond I built last summer on my Patio which, in turn, is on the side of a Welsh mountain :-)
There is a net over the top because there are a lot of birds that think I am offering them a tasty treat of coy carp. Thats what the gold bits are.

Interesting.

fishies

Dinner at the Y tonight M'Lord?

OMB

yesum

bOORE..

Cut this string.