HEY GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A CHICKEN NECK.
PULL SKIN OFF NECK LEAVING THE CHICKENSKIN TUBE. PUT THE TUBE WITH LUBE ON YOUR ROD.
TAKE DUCT TABE AND TAPE THE OPEN END OF YOUR SLIPPERY CHICKENSKIN RUBBER TO A SHOP VAC VACUME. JACK UP N DOWN N ENJOY! SUCKS LIKE A $20 CRACKHOE. REFRIDGERATE FOR REUSE OR IT MAY RESULT IN A SEVERE STAFF INFECTION
I (slack) wrote a very good fake story called 'fruit sex' that may be of some use to you.check it out.
PULL SKIN OFF NECK LEAVING THE CHICKENSKIN TUBE. PUT THE TUBE WITH LUBE ON YOUR ROD.
TAKE DUCT TABE AND TAPE THE OPEN END OF YOUR SLIPPERY CHICKENSKIN RUBBER TO A SHOP VAC VACUME. JACK UP N DOWN N ENJOY! SUCKS LIKE A $20 CRACKHOE. REFRIDGERATE FOR REUSE OR IT MAY RESULT IN A SEVERE STAFF INFECTION
-crank dat