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i need ideas on how to make some homemade blowjob toys. real comments please.
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Get yourself a dead cat preferably fresh place in microwave on high for 2 minutes and then fuk it just like the real thing trust me Im a cunt
id forget abouta blow job machine.youre liable to lose a dick when some rigged up piece of shit malfunctions.

I (slack) wrote a very good fake story called 'fruit sex' that may be of some use to you.check it out.
poop
HEY GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A CHICKEN NECK.
PULL SKIN OFF NECK LEAVING THE CHICKENSKIN TUBE. PUT THE TUBE WITH LUBE ON YOUR ROD.
TAKE DUCT TABE AND TAPE THE OPEN END OF YOUR SLIPPERY CHICKENSKIN RUBBER TO A SHOP VAC VACUME. JACK UP N DOWN N ENJOY! SUCKS LIKE A $20 CRACKHOE. REFRIDGERATE FOR REUSE OR IT MAY RESULT IN A SEVERE STAFF INFECTION
Stupid...

-crank dat
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