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Fish Tank

Is this normal? I keep my shit in a fish tank and when a certain turd is good and ripe, I scoop it up in a net and put it in the freezer. Once it's frozen, I shove it up my ass. When I shove it far enough up there, my muscles naturally start to suck it up inside me. That is my favorite part when they go by themselves like that. When it thaws, I shit it back out into the fish tank again.

Spaghetti!!!
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (5)
Thats been done before make up your own shit or fuk off cunt
Wow, I would think the iced turd would slice your ass up and you must be a really experienced homo if your ass "naturally takes the turds in" sick bastard.
Yeah right...
did anyone told you youre wird? ...
...Wow...ur messed up.....have you ever talked to a theripist???