Is this normal? I keep my shit in a fish tank and when a certain turd is good and ripe, I scoop it up in a net and put it in the freezer. Once it's frozen, I shove it up my ass. When I shove it far enough up there, my muscles naturally start to suck it up inside me. That is my favorite part when they go by themselves like that. When it thaws, I shit it back out into the fish tank again.
Spaghetti!!!