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AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE

I am an old man looking for some pussy. I have lots of money and I like to spoil girls that I hook up with. I am 62 years old so I have a lot of experience under my belt. I can't get it up on my own but viagra does work for me. If you are a young girl, who can handle my old saggy balls, please leave some kind of contact information. And by young i mean 18 or older ONLY. If you are under the age of 18 do not reply. I am not interested.

Thank you
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Yeah whatever, take your saggy balls to Eharmony. Hope to see you on the commercials some day. Good Luck.
Ahhhh! These youngsters here are still trying to find love! They think that accepting your offer would be immoral! Personally, I would be happy to pimp so women for you. For a fee of course!