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Jesus Loves You Slackjaw!

I know that there are a lot of religious freaks out there giving the rest of us a bad name.

I have read the whole Bible and there is no place where it says not to smoke, drink, use profanity or otherwise.

I don't blame people for not believing in GOD since the people who are out "representing" him have twisted the whole deal.

Jesus partied! he drank wine, sh*t he made a barrel full it. he hung with sinners and prostitutes.

You know who Jesus talked against? Religious folks!

You know who handed him over to be crucified?
religious folks!

Jesus loves you slackjaw, even if you don't love him!
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Comments (15)
Amen to that!
I also love you slackjaw.
Must be good to be in a minority!
@: nearly
so I guess it's just me and Jesus that love slackjaw?
@: nearly
He's made some harsh comments but haven't we all?
I don't know irish. I was being flippant. He is ok taken with two tons of salt!
wow it good to be loved.Come on nearly you know deep down you grugingly will have to admit Im not all bad.


I mean if an imaginary carpenters son who lived 2000 years ago can love me and some irish guy can love me why cant you ??
Despite our differences, I've said it before -- you're a bright guy with some good insights and a good sense of humor. I don't agree with some of your "techniques", but I have to admit you're pretty good ay manipulating the multiple personalities. I know I couldn't do that. I tried opening one new account here recently, and IMMEDIATELY forgot my new password -- also entered the wrong e-mail address, somehow. So my hat's off to you on that particular talent.
Actually what I said right above here, I was kidding. You're a fuckin moron and probably a negro to boot. I hate people like you who THINK they are intelligent but are nothing more used jam rag.
@: JanlAm
Nice. Way to go, there, Bizarro Jan. I've actually been trying to make peace with this guy, particularly since both of us like to post here. You're just determined to be a giant, festering twat, aren't you? (Well, I guess everybody has a "special talent" of some kind ...)
@: JanIAm
well use the same password for each ID and just put in a junk email address-it will still work/it sure wouldnt be good if some of these idiots in here got someones real email address.


as for the differences we have had,Id say WE didnt really ever have any differences.nearly was the asshole in the mess but its old news by now......Im already scoping out a new victim to mess one.
I took my one failed effort as a sign that I'm just not meant for multiple accounts. On the personal level, I'm more of a "watcher". I like observing other people who are good at this sort of thing, but I'm sufficiently shy and insecure that I'd beat myself up if I did a "bad" job juggling multiple personalities. If that sounds hopelessly neurotic to you -- well, it does to me as well ;-)

Well, good luck (I guess?!) with the next victim. Go gentle if it's his/her first time, now. Seriously, this place REALLY had me completely baffled as a noob. I had no idea people did this sort of masquerading; it had never occurred in my wildest dreams to create an alter ego. That's why it's screamingly funny now that someone has gone to the trouble to do it for me. But if he's trying to piss me off, he's not doing very well at it just yet. It's not the funniest thing I've seen all week, but it comes pretty damned close.
Oppinions are like arseholes to, we all have one! You are my favorite arsehole. One day you are going to be cleaned up. I am preparing for that day :-)
How could I leave my knucks lmao. You be careful think, you might do yourself an injury. As for thought, you know what thought done?
Thought if he planted a feather he's grow a chicken!!
@: JanIAm
I am a bit new too, I still don't know what's going on in here!
When I saw the above two JanIAm posts with different numbers, I assumed you wrote both, pretending to be schitzophrenic or something cos they were written only 16 mins apart.
So is the second JanIAm (11976) just following you around by checking your comments?
Sorry, but I am just confused!