Yes. Your balls will shrivel up and fall off, you'll go blind and your english teacher will chop your fingers or hand off because you can't even spell it yet!

musterbaiting is when you don't shower for a week but you jerk it once every hour.

so I think he spelled it right.

You have 5 Litres of semen in your sack. If you masturbate too often, you run out, and you will never be able to have kids, or have to use somebody else's.

IF you are Catholic, your eyes will fall out and your palms will become hairy. No woman will ever fall in love with you and you will burn in hell forever.

Plus, every time you masturbate, God --KILLS-- a kitten.

if you muster all that bait you'd better charter a fishing boat otherwise fuck off and suck your mother's rancid pussy

WHO the fu ck are you??? Piss off and get another name. One more suited to your comments. DONT use Jans you asswipe.

Just do it. Keep all the detail to yourself, or share them with your mother you FAGLORD

-crank dat

fuck off nigly, I'm the same person as I was before with a better outlook on life not the stupid unrealistic one but the truth you ass wiping shitbrain.

doesnt the mustard get all over your sheets?

Sound more like spam sarnies to me!

ooooooooooo you will go blind and become a lepper too, bad shit its also a sin bad bad boy, oh and I hope you werent thinking of sexual things cus ghats a sin too!!!!

Exactly what does ASS WIPE mean?

ass wipe as in something fit only to wipe the shyte from my arse and be flushed away!

well its actally healthy for u..dumb shit... stop u having kids? YES DONT DO IT ULL LOOSE ALL UR SPERM! lol not...