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me getting in trouble often, mostly with fire.

is it normal to love fire and love to play with it and set things on fire? Once i lit a guys balcony on fire because someone told me. Once i lit a fire under a bridge and the police came and searched for me and my bud (wich were safely hiding in the forest about 50m away ;P). Once i lit a christmas tree on fire (it was a public one). yes IM weird, but is IT?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (13)
nearly (10533)
2007-11-30 15:27:18
It is called pyromania and you are pyromanic. If you want to be responsible for burning some one to death, carry on. I would sugest you TALK to some one about it and see if there is something they can do to help you.
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WoWaddict (11989)
2007-11-30 17:09:58
id like to se that =) now stfu if you dont have anything helpfull to say!
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Footfan_90 (10400)
2007-11-30 17:52:35
Pyro? So 2002.
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-11-30 18:11:01
Nothing beats the fire that chlamydia, gonnorhea and herpes along with my giant hemmorrhoidsgive me when I get fucked by a jai-alai player with jalapeno on his big cock.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-11-30 19:03:52
When i was your age i was playing will morders and shit...


-The Nidame
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-01 11:07:20
@: JanlAm
Colorful. GOD, I'd hate to be your gynecologist.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-01 11:11:12
LOL; the first time I read this, I thought you said you lit a guy's BALONEY on fire. Quite a difference between balcony and baloney, especially to the guy.

This definitely ISN'T normal. And just so you know -- pyromaniacs are VERY unpopular in prison. They rank right down there with pedophiles and guys who rape chickens. If you seriously do have a problem with fire fascination, this is the sort of thing that really needs a professional's attention and evaluation. Nothing ANYONE can say here is really going to help you.
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-01 11:40:33
@: JanIAm
Don't listen to what I say. Pyromania is making a comeback. You'll soon hear Def Leppard on the radio again. My herpes sores are leaking yellow fluid, tastes like raw chicken juice.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-01 12:06:28
@: JanlAm
Yeah, well. But will Rick Allen ever find his lost arm? Perhaps it's stuck in that gaping anal canal of yours.
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-01 12:15:10
@: JanIAm
Or yours.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-01 12:33:11
@: JanlAm
No, mine is otherwise occupied, thank you. But since yours rivals the width and breadth of the Grand Canyon, I'm assuming that Def Leppard's entire entourage, in addition to their complete fan base, could fit quite nicely into that great divide you call your vagina. This, actually, is why no one has heard from Def Leppard for the last few years: they've been stuck in your massive snatch.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-01 14:48:03
@: JanIAm
Exelent. lmao
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YumInsanity (16176)
2008-10-12 16:39:35
do you wet the bed and torture small animals aswell? if so, you run the risk of becoming a serial killer according to the MacDonald triad. I myself tick 2 out of the 3 boxes though I won't tell you which...
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