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EVERY YEAR

EVERY YEAR ON CHRISTMAS EVE I STAY UP ALL NIGHT WAITING SAN SANTA WITH A AK-47. BUT SANTA NEVER DELIVERS PRESENTS TO MY HOUSE SO I GO CRAZY AND START SHOOTING STUFF, THEN MY MOM TELLS ME TO PUT THE GUN AWAY BEFORE SHE KILLS ME WITH HER AK-47. NOW THIS YEAR I AM GOING TO SET UP TRAPS IN MY HOUSE, AND IF SANTA DEIVERS ME COAL ONE OF THE TRAPS WILL EXPLODE ON HIM AND HE WILL BECOME CRIPPLED.

THANKS FOR READING- SMARTPERSON
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Comments (6)
slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-01 10:26:21
what good is a crippled Santa? he will just be all the more slower in bringing our toys.
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-12-01 11:46:47
Jesus.... What an imagination. I can see were my younger brother gets it from....

-crank dat
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-01 14:03:33
Give me a fucking break


-The Nidame
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-01 15:15:35
@: Orochimaru
If you spell fu cking with a ph it dont edit it. Tell them all to phuck off :-)
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The_cunt (11832)
2007-12-01 16:09:29
@: nearly
If you turn safe mode off it doesnt edit either how long have you been here dumb cunt learn how to use the site fucker
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Barnum (8435)
2007-12-01 17:07:20
yeah that was a waste of time reading.........
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