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Evel Knievel is dead

Evel invented the daredevil sport of jumping motorcycles.He did it with unmodified Harleys and paved the way for the pussies who jump today with modified bikes made from carbon fibers and pussy shit like that.

Evel jumped big heavy bikes made of steel and became a legend doing it.


The man was fearless and would jump again and again eventually breaking most every major bone in his body while inventing the sport has he went.He was a fucking fearless man.He even attempted to jump the Idaho river in a fucking rocket car.Goddamn fucking crazy motherfucker!


Goodbye Evel.You had balls of steel.
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Comments (12)
JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-01 11:07:23
Who cares? Big deal. I got some bad meth this morning and my heroin dealer is busy raping his daughter so I DON'T CARE ASS WIPE.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-01 12:55:27
He lives in tampa and from what i hear is a giant ass hole or excuse me was a giant asshole. He jumped the line to get a free liver when they could have given it to a kid or someone who wasnt a broken old asshole in my opinion.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-01 13:48:26
Yeah Rock on Evel.See how the pussy boys are still jealous of you.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-01 13:49:06
I raise my glass of wine to you Lord Evil '


-The Nidame
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Barnum (8435)
2007-12-01 15:02:32
Yeah amazing man.

gonna miss you Evel.
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-01 15:19:18
He was a stupid man who wanted the best out of this life and found a way to get it. RIP
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The_cunt (11832)
2007-12-01 16:06:32
Of course he didnt use carbon fibre and stuff it wasnt available then you dumb cunt if it was he might have actually made a few successful jumps typical of americans to worship a failure
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-02 05:54:27
Its funny how people whos parents have met the guy come on here and say hes an asshole because they have heard it enough times because he does things like drives up to the Harley dealership and blocks everyones vehicle in because hes to good to use a parking place and goes into the bathroom and is in there for an hour then comes out and cusses the sales people out because he thinks hes someone famous all the time people are trying to leave but they cant because dick face blocked them in and little pricks on here still come to his defense and make it out like the people who are providing the facts are just jealus of a broken down old man who never finished a jump worth a crap in his career and is more famous for wrecking then he is for landing. Some people will suck anyones dick no matter how broken or wrinkly it is.
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KittenFucker (9590)
2007-12-04 17:39:39
your a dum bitch no one cares.
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KittenFucker (9590)
2007-12-04 17:46:48
BY THE WAY STOP GOING AROUND SAYING SHIT IS DEAD. NO ONE NEEDS YOU TO STOP IN AND TELL THEM WHATS IN. YOUR A FAGGOT WHO FUCKS HORSES IN HIS SPARE TIME AND LICKS HIS COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE GOES ON A GRAD J MYSPACE. NO ONE LISTENS TO YOUR DUMB OPINIONS. YOUR NOTHING BUT AN ALTAR BOY.
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Xerxes (11901)
2007-12-08 17:19:35
I paid money to see him Die I got my moneys worth
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jojo_100 (9722)
2007-12-29 19:16:15
fuck you slack
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