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Jan here....

These sores on my mouth are getting worse. Must be all those hobos I fellated for a cola. The pop can must've had herpes on it.
Do you think it's normal?
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-01 11:55:42
Look at my profile and tell me if it will go away.
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-01 12:06:49
@: Knuckifyoubuck
you ought to see the sores on my cunt you nasty yardie
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-01 13:47:39
@: JanlAm
faker, DIE!!! CHIDORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-01 13:56:26
@: Orochimaru
Yes! That's telling JanIAm: The Sequel, off! (Uh, what does "Chidori" mean?)

Say, as a ninja warrier with snake skills, you should have some suggestions on how to slay the beast that is my evil doppleganger. I can't do it myself because I think that somehow, I would explode into blue flames or something. But anyway, give it some thought. I could pay you the going assassin's rate for your troubles.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-01 13:57:50
@: JanlAm
There are antibiotic creams for this sort of thing. If only they would make ALL of you go away...
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-01 15:09:08
@: JanIAm
It is a hand that has lightining around it cousing the victim to be shocked to death


-The Nidame
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-01 15:12:25
@: Orochimaru
http://www.leafninja.com/ninjutsu-02.php#005


see it is the 6th one down...
-The Nidame
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-01 15:16:55
@: JanIAm
WINDEX IN HER MOUTH...report her...


-The Nidame
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nearly (10533)
2007-12-01 15:35:35
@: Orochimaru
Actually Oro, it is good that he has the picture on his profile because it lets the younger ones who think they are ready for sex at 13 know what can happen if they don't watch out.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-01 16:07:53
@: nearly
lol, i am glad you didn't leave...


-The Nidame
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jerry (8473)
2007-12-02 14:52:54
@: JanIAm
May I kiss your ass all over?
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-02 15:29:43
@: jerry
how about my twat? look at my profile and you'll see it in all its' sore-covered glory.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-03 00:14:15
Jerry, old boy -- you seem to make it a hobby to cruise the threads asking the ladies if you may do various things to their asses, their panties, and so forth. So -- why not just IMAGINE that I said yes, even though I REALLY said:

noooooooooooooooooo way.
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nicolexue (13012)
2008-01-21 20:37:39
the STD counselor at STDromance.com told me it may be herpes
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