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I eat poo

yeah I said it and I am JanIAm. I eat poo nad chips. Bangers and poo. Burgers and poo shake. I love Hitler and I'm presently in a state of drug induced sexual frenzy.
I live in the present.
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Barnum (8435)
2007-12-01 17:12:23
Wow...and what drug did you do today?
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-12-01 17:19:16
"JanIAm" you are a loser
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2007-12-01 20:02:54
YOU MONSTER. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU DOING THIS TO MY BEAUTIFUL JAN.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-01 22:29:33
"Live in the present?" It sounds to ME like you live in your excrement.

Why bangers and poo? Isn't one really much like the other? But then, I'm not a dumpster diver -- I bow to your superior experience in this area.
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-02 11:43:21
@: JanIAm
I dumpster dove today; found pork scratchings and fecal matter and ate both then shot up with heroin and vomited on a parishioner, being sunday and all...
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SMARTPERSON (10886)
2007-12-02 14:54:10
FAG
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-02 15:28:00
@: JanlAm
Speaking of Sunday, I pray that Monday is refuse pickup day in your community. Since you undoubtedly use the dumpster as your sleeping quarters, maybe you'll get hauled off to the dump where there's sure to be plenty of pork scratchings and fecal matter. It's a win-win for everybody.
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-02 15:43:19
@: JanIAm
Jan where will we go I Am Jan with you my other half old half half 'n half half wit half twit half half half half half hafl.. hmm words lose their meaning when repeated herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes huh.. works all the time JAN save me from my addiction to morality and join Jan in the seaman semen line for bukkake.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2007-12-04 13:47:40
Thats . . . great, but do u eat poo flavored lolli-pops ? That is the real question.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-05 08:42:01
@: JanlAm
You're sounding like a broken record, JanIAint. Time to hit the reset button, and then call your local mental health professionals to ask for one of those 72-hour holds I've heard so much about. A few days on Halcyon and good hospital food will do ALL of us a world of good.
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Enrizio (11580)
2007-12-18 15:34:55
living in present? you needs to be living in mental house.
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SlimFast (11113)
2008-01-11 20:41:24
Ramen
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