Genital sores
Woke up this morning with sores oozing pus and blood all over the dirty motel carpet where I passed out last night after binging on heroin, meth, crisps, vodka and seamen semen.
The lads won't go for another round of the minge diving nor will they buy me kippers for breakfast, mommy dear mommy dear.
Maybe I'll fly to Texas.
JanIAm
where everyones a millioniare.
seamen semen???