Oh well. Your a FAGGOT ass virgin bitch. Go tell someone who gives a fuck LOSER

-crank dat

Pick up a hoe from your local pimp...


-The Nidaime

go to a pemature ejaculaters club but dont get there too early

alot of your friends who are saying theyve already had sex probably havent...guys are big liars when it comes to sex and no one is great their first time having sex.besides youre only 17.....there is no law that says you have to have sex at 17.

Don't worry if you blow your load 5 minutes into it at your age you should have another hard on two minutes later anyway, so just start over again.

HOMERJ! are you pimpipng me out now? You sweet man.
Thanks for the Hitler books, I found them in the dumpster today along with the piano wire.

Homer, I thought you'd turned over a new leaf since your engagement to LaTonya! You know, it's amazing what the spunky, red hot lovin' of a fine black woman can do for a humorless, flat-assed white man.

Well, I guess you know what to do with the piano wire. Just be quick about it; I hate long good-byes.

Sorry for all of the shitty replies you've received thus far. There seems to be some kind of rotting brain virus going around lately.

But at least you got some good advice from Slack. No where is it written, in stone or elsewhere, that you MUST have sex at age 17, or that you must be "good" at it, for that matter. It's VERY normal to feel awkward about your first time. Please be patient with yourself and try to concentrate more on finding the right person to share this experience with rather than finding the perfect techniques. If ever there was anything where practice makes "perfect" (or at least "improved"), this is it. Good luck to you!

When the right person happens along, and the mood is right, it will not matter that you are virginal. NATURE will take over.
Most of the idiots above are stil virgins so pay no heed to them. What does surprise me is that none of the females have told you that all men are learners for most of their life!

Buy a fleshlight and use it ALOT