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Massage tables - is this normal
My sister is a masseuse. she has a massage table but has recently moved out of home.

She used to give me massages for sore muscles and i used to find the massage table really comfortable so i started to sleep on it at night

Since she moved out i cant sleep so i went and bought a massage table from http://www.massagewarehouse.co.uk

now i sleep fine but i know deep down its not normal that i can only sleep on it and not in my bed.

do you think its something to do with my sister, something sick? i want to be normal again.
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Comments (8)
Chris_Ufc (8299)
2007-12-03 09:50:17
Its easy to see you have a sexual feeling somewhere in your body for your sister. This is normal and I think you need to tell her how you feel and maybe she will jump up on that table and sleep with you. Follow your dreams my friend.
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JanlAm (11976)
2007-12-03 13:47:34
someone say crack? uhhh i gues not I had sex with my brother when i was 6 he was 17 big penis tasted good from my ass with poo and vegemite
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-03 14:54:52
did your sisters massages ever have happy endings?
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-12-03 19:19:31
I have know idea why dont you tell us if it is "something sick to do with your sister". It sounds to me like your a little mommies boy.
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violent10dency (10988)
2007-12-03 20:39:57
I'm studying to be a massage therapist,and I for one do not think you have any sexual feelings for your sister,it's completely natural for a man when he is touched,to become sexually aroused. As for sleeping on a massage table,that's weird,buy a feather top mattress,or go get a massage once a month.

-dirt dobbler
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-03 22:35:43
@: JanlAm
Vegemite? AHA!!! Got ya, bitch! You're an Aussie, and there are damned few of you on this board, so -- give it up! (Though I have a pretty good idea who you are now, anyway.) I've been waiting for this moment, and now, my friend -- you're mine.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-12-04 04:00:57
@: JanIAm
probably an asshole named cabinet70 that used to post.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-12-04 22:51:26
@: slackjawedyokel
That was my thought as well, but -- there is ONE other. He knows who he is, so it just be interesting to see if he comes forward. I'm just curious; the whole thing was kind of funny. And nearly got a lot of mileage out of "my" genital wart crisis ;-)
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