i wrote this a while back and still think its true.
Wolverine will finally be able to control his powers, then use them while hes fingering a b**ch dat wont give it up. then rogue will become a dirty stripper w**** and lick kitty prydes pussy while bobby gives her a rim job. Xavier will get a boner in his wheelchair and magneto will use his magnetic dick to attract all dem robots b**ches to his c*ck. Jean will use her phoenix fire powers and scream LICK MY c*nt and just run around and make a confusion. Bobby becomes gay but a slave to the girls cuz hes a pussy and cyclops takes on a profession where he makes girls stare into his eyes, cuz they all attracted to his dick, and then when they least expect it he opens them, right in her f**king face. Rogue becomes a hooker and rubs up against everyones dick and makes ther veins pop n sh*t. Mystique becomes a purse cuz she has funny skin you wanna feel. there thinking of naming it c*nt lickers .
-The Nidaime